"Just Trying To Keep This Bitch Alive" Embroidery Apparel

Keep the Sourdough Dream Alive: The "Bitch in a Jar" Collection

Every baker knows the struggle: the frantic feeding schedules, the temperature checks, and the low-key anxiety of leaving your starter alone for a weekend. Whether you’ve named her "Dough-ra the Explorer" or she's simply the "Bitch in the Jar," this shirt is for anyone who knows that bread making is 10% flour and 90% babysitting.

Featuring a charmingly detailed embroidery of a sourdough starter jar and the relatable mantra "just trying to keep this bitch alive," this piece is the ultimate uniform for your next bake day.

Customized Your Way

We offer two distinct embroidery styles to match your aesthetic:

• Monochromatic / Tonal: A chic, subtle look where the thread color matches the fabric (e.g., cream thread on a cream sweatshirt). Perfect for a high-end, minimalist vibe.

• Standard Contrast: Classic embroidery colors that pop against the fabric, ensuring your hard work (and your humor) is seen by everyone in the kitchen.

Available Styles

Choose the silhouette that best fits your baking environment:

• T-Shirt (Regular): Gilden Brand breathable for when the oven heat gets real.
• T-Shirt (Comfort Colors): Comfort Colors Brand 100% Pure Cotton.
• Long Sleeve Tee: The perfect middle ground for chilly morning feedings.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt: Cozy, soft, and perfect for lounging while you wait for that bulk ferment.

• Hoodie: For ultimate comfort during those long overnight cold proofs.

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL (Unisex sizing for a comfortable, relaxed fit).
• Quality: High-stitch count embroidery on premium Gildan blanks.
• Durability: Made to withstand flour dust, sticky dough, and frequent washes.

Baker’s Note: This makes the perfect gift for the "fermentation obsessed" person in your life—even if that person is you.