{"product_id":"just-trying-keep-bitch-alive-embroidery-apparel","title":"\"Just Trying To Keep This Bitch Alive\" Embroidery Apparel","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" aria-busy=\"false\" aria-live=\"off\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_c34a6b7fb8200d82\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger enable-updated-hr-color\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eKeep the Sourdough Dream Alive: The \"Bitch in a Jar\" Collection\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eEvery baker knows the struggle: the frantic feeding schedules, the temperature checks, and the low-key anxiety of leaving your starter alone for a weekend. Whether you’ve named her \"Dough-ra the Explorer\" or she's simply the \"Bitch in the Jar,\" this shirt is for anyone who knows that bread making is 10% flour and 90% babysitting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFeaturing a charmingly detailed embroidery of a sourdough starter jar and the relatable mantra \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"95\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\"just trying to keep this bitch alive,\"\u003c\/b\u003e this piece is the ultimate uniform for your next bake day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eCustomized Your Way\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe offer two distinct embroidery styles to match your aesthetic:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003eMonochromatic \/ Tonal:\u003c\/b\u003e A chic, subtle look where the thread color matches the fabric (e.g., cream thread on a cream sweatshirt). Perfect for a high-end, minimalist vibe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003eStandard Contrast:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic embroidery colors that pop against the fabric, ensuring your hard work (and your humor) is seen by everyone in the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eAvailable Styles\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eChoose the silhouette that best fits your baking environment:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eT-Shirt (Regular):\u003c\/b\u003e Gilden Brand breathable for when the oven heat gets real.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt (Comfort Colors):\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors Brand 100% Pure Cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eLong Sleeve Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect middle ground for chilly morning feedings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt:\u003c\/b\u003e Cozy, soft, and perfect for lounging while you wait for that bulk ferment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eHoodie:\u003c\/b\u003e For ultimate comfort during those long overnight cold proofs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eSizes:\u003c\/b\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL (Unisex sizing for a comfortable, relaxed fit).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eQuality:\u003c\/b\u003e High-stitch count embroidery on premium Gildan blanks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eDurability:\u003c\/b\u003e Made to withstand flour dust, sticky dough, and frequent washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003eBaker’s Note:\u003c\/b\u003e This makes the perfect gift for the \"fermentation obsessed\" person in your life—even if that person is you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Twist \u0026 Thread Co.","offers":[{"title":"T-Shirt (Regular) \/ 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