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It’s for the ones who complain about the dishes but secretly love the empty plates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003ePremium Embroidery:\u003c\/b\u003e This isn't a stiff screen print. The design is expertly embroidered for a high-quality, textured look that lasts through every kitchen spill and laundry cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eVibrant Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e High-shine gold and crisp white threading pop against the dark fabric, giving it a vintage, upscale vibe with a foul-mouthed twist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eBuilt for Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e We use \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"26\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eGildan’s\u003c\/b\u003e trusted blanks, known for their durability and \"favorite shirt\" feel right out of the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eStyles for Every Kitchen Climate\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose the perfect weight for your cooking style:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eShort Sleeve Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e For when the stove is at 450°F and things are getting heated.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eLong Sleeve Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect middle ground for meal prep and casual hosting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt:\u003c\/b\u003e (Pictured) A cozy classic for post-dinner drinks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eHeavyweight Hoodie:\u003c\/b\u003e For outdoor grilling or those chilly morning market runs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe believe everyone deserves a seat at the table. 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